“I have walked away from friendships when I’ve realized that someone smiles to someone’s face and talks about them the minute they walk out of a room. I have no room in my life for that kind of negative energy anymore.”—Sophia Bush (via youcantry)
Voldemort #1: I’m the darkest dark wizard in all of history, I’ll slay your ass out like Cedric Diggory. With a wave of my finger I’ll put you on the floor. You’s a punk ass little kid without Dumbeldore, I’m the best wizard rapper you ever will see, you’re a peewee witch midget with a dead mommy. I’ve got multiple souls and can raise the dead. If you think you can win then you’ve been sorely misled.
Harry #1 You’s a big bald fairy, you think I’m scared of you, I smoked basilisk and I’ll smoke you too. I got witches in class I got witches in the halls. If you look under my cloak, you’ll see my Hagrid size balls. I win at wizard duels, I win at wizard chess, Got platinum coated DUBS on my Hogwart’s Express. You can’t touch me son, I drive magic cars. I dish out big hurt you just pass out little scars!
Voldemort #2 Poor little Harry, you’re such darling lad. Do you miss you uncle? Your Mom? Your Dad? Oh that’s right I killed em, you’re little owl too. All your friends are next, I’ll cut right through your crew. You look like Marcy from Peanuts and your wand is tiny Is that why you couldn’t close the deal with Hermoine? My boyz are called Death Eaters, they’re black magic studs. They’ll make you disappear, they don’t care for mudbloods. You can never find me, it’s like trying to catch smoke. You hide from me with your punk ass cloak. You think your invisible, but I can see through that! I’ll run up with my wand and go RATA TAT TAT
Harry #2 Say it don’t spray it your breath smells like a grave, Your teeth look like tombstones and your nose is concave. Your head looks like a golf ball your face looks like a lizard. Here’s the toll free number for the hair club for wizards. The toughest gang around is Gryffindor crew, wizards drive by’s is what we do. When Dementors try to ice me I step right up and own em, I crack a butter beer and say “Expecto Patronum”!
“A teenager is:
A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but never forgets a phone number.
A weight watcher who goes on a diet by giving up candy before breakfast.
A youngster who receives her allowance on monday and spends it on tuesday and borrows her best friend’s allowance on wednesday.
Someone who can hear her favorite singer three blocks away, but not her mom in the next room.
Someone who can operate the latest computer without a lesson, but can’t make a bed.
An enthusiast who has the energy to bike four miles, but is too tired to do the dishes.
A romantic who never falls in love for more than a week.
A budding beauty who never smiles until her braces come off.
An original thinker who is positive that her mother was never a teenager.”—(via boozeandcandy)